I am studying and have to adapt to Smokey making love to my right hand and also my ears whilst I try to consentrate. If he is not doing that he is on my laptop (adding his nonsense to my work - very frustrating. If that's not all he throws my mouse off the table all the time. When he's had enough he will sit in the top left corner of the keyboard and go to sleep. Today he did the unthinkable. I was deeply absorbed in my study and didn't notice he was perched on my glass. This is not an unusual place for Smokey either and he often dips his head in the glass when its empty and likes to vocalise and listen to himself echo - very funny. As I said, I didn't notice he was on the glass till I wanted a drink. I put my hand out and as predictable as always, he stepped up. I reached for my glass and took a drink. AHHHHHHHHHHHH As I was drinking I noticed a great big floaty lump in my drink - YEP he had pooped in my drink. He has never ever done this before as he normally sits with his bum on the outside of the glass. Oh My God did I freak. My partner couldn't stop laughing, it was horrible. Was this Smokey's way of telling me he wasn't impressed with the lack of attention he was receiving !!!!!
Future note - look before you drink 
