Well today I had to watch my sister for 3 hours as Momma slept because one of the human boys kept her up being sick lastnight. I am already getting tired of these boys. I didnt care much for the boy at my other Mommie's house either. I would talk for him but I didnt let him near me. All I get is to listen to my parrot phrase CD (which Mom really doesn't approve of but allows it if she really needs to be alone) and a few hours shoulder time out of the deal and even then Momma is busy with the 4 human boys, which by the way also gets on my nerves. Mom recently has told all of them only to play with Baby. I am glad for that because they always wanted to hold me and NOONE touches me except my two moms, yeah thats right. I am very lucky, I have two Moms and both love me with all of their heart. One Momma got really busy with her human baby. I hope my other Mommie doesnt let that happen. If so, I will have to set up joint visitation between the two Moms because I will not be ignored. One of my human brothers is Ok. He is a human boy, which I hate but he is somehow different. I will allow him to enjoy my presence as long as he doesnt touch me. This works to my advantage because once I get up there, Momma has to get me down. He is scared of my bites. He has no reason to be, I bite as a warning... never to hurt. Nonetheless, he is ok to be a boy. I like Daddy alot because he always comes home with something new for me and Baby but never tries to touch us. He has the right idea.
Once Mommie finally woke up, I got my shoulder time and decided this would be a good time to do my diary, mom types alot faster. She made a poo smock so now I can poop all over her and not feel bad about it, not that I ever did anyway. I can also get an awesome grip into the material. I live for shoulder time. It is alot better now that Mommie trusts me and doesnt wear a hat. I can rub against her face now. I could also bite it but I have been warned: One bite and shoulder time is gone forever. My Mom always means what she says so I am going to try really hard not to have any accidents.
My Mom and Dad have been talking about this flight suit thing and Im not really sure I like the sound of it. I think Mommie has decided to clip my wings really well and use a leash. I heard her tell Daddy "I dont want to put that on her, it will freak her out' and what she says goes soooo. Not really going to worry about it right now.
I have a job. I go to see the elderly at rest homes on Sunday afternoon. This is my first week and I am a little nervous. See now why Mom is considering that flight suit thing? She believes it is safer for me to have my flight taken away and wear a leash in case I freak out. She better do something though and FAST because I start this SUNDAY! I might have to start next Sunday if they dont get this figured out. I am going to be so happy and proud about my job. Mommie said it was a very important one and I must be on my best behavior or I'll be fired, whatever that means... it doesnt sound good.
Well, Mommie is tired of typing and the boys are being loud so we have to go deal with them. I dont have to move out ever but Mommie assured me that the boys will go away when they get as big as her. Gosh, I hope thats soon. I would have my Mommie all to myself, except for Baby and to be honest, for a sister she isnt too bad. In fact, she is the best. I just get tired of always getting stuck watching her!
One more thing about my day. That CD Mommie got for Baby and I taught me a new phrase.... "Beat it". Mom doesn't encourage me to say this though for some reason. However, she and Daddy always laugh *shrug*. I like when they watch me and I make them happy. I have also started mimicing Moms laugh which kind of freaks her out, which is why I do it.
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